Friday, May 21, 2010

My Desk

My desk is covered with a variety of things.  There is, of course, my computer with an external hard drive and a monitor.  The computer is actually my laptop.  The monitor is attached to it.  The drawer that pulls out for the keyboard does house the keyboard and a mouse.  Also on the desk is a telephone, a stapler, two pair of reading glasses, a cd containing who knows what, a writing tablet, a TV remote control, ear phones that plug into the computer if I don't want to disturb anyone, a container filled with pens and more reading glasses, a couple of folded paper towels that I use if my nose runs or if I sneeze, a business card that I got from the Business Tax Department at the Bradley County Court House, and, well that's enough, isn't it?  But, there is one more very important thing.  It's my World of Products catalog that contains so many specialty items.

I wish everybody had one of my catalogs.  If you want one, let me know and believe it or not, I'll send you one.  No Charge!  If everybody had one and if everybody would order just one item from it, man, I'd be rich 'cause there's a lot of people in this world.  So, let me be a little more realistic - If everyone who reads this blog would tell your friends about it and get my catalog for yourself and for them and order two or three items from it, I'd have enough money to take my wife out to dinner more than once.  Now, I am Laughing Out Loud!  But I'm serious about sending you a catalog if you want one.  You can also visit my store, L & J Specialties, online at http://www.landjspecialties.com.  It only has about 125 items on display right now but soon will have more.  Still, the whole catalog will not be on line through this website.  Go ahead and get acquainted with my store and email me or contact me some way or another and let me send you a catalog.

2 comments:

Fred Alton said...

Hey Brother! I have a small spot on my desk that is not covered. Would your catalog cover a space about 1X2? :D No - seriously - please send me a catalog.

Favorite One said...

Send me a catalog too! Love, your fav neice